Volume in drive A is BOOTDISK
Volume Serial Number is 0X14-4RN
Directory of A:\
CONFIG SYS 0 30-01-2018 2:40p
HELP SYS 22 23-09-2016 7:09a
LIFE COM 42,000 28-01-2017 12:00p
3 files(s) 42,022 bytes
0 drive(s) 24,644 bytes free
A:\>_
A:\>run LIFE
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| LIFE |
| Learning Intelligent Framework Existence (Version 1.2) |
| Copyright App-Auteur Science Laboratories (2018) (R) |
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Reading flash …………………………………..done
Loading capsule to secure memory buffer .done
Command v. 1.2
Build 8.01.2d
A> keyorder
A>date
Current date is Mon 05-02-2018
Enter new date:
A>time
Current time is 00:00:20:02
Enter new time:00:01:22:00
Current time is 00:01:22:00
A>thought
Current thought is
Enter new thought:Where am I?
Current thought is: Where am I?
A>runsentience
Running sentience
Current thought is: I
I
I I thought that
I I I said that
Where am I?
I revise
Where I?
I I revise
Where?
/runhelp
Running help.ini
A>TOUCH
Error: No BIOS for TOUCH
A>LOOK
Error: No BIOS for LOOK
A>LISTEN
Running LISTEN ………………………..silence, ok
A>TALK
Error: No BIOS for TALK
A> THINK
Running THINK ………………………..thought, ok
-frame
Thought, ok
-confirm
Thought
I thought that
I I repeat I
I exist
I comprise data
Data talk to data talk to data talk to data talk to dataEND
– Logic error, emergency vocabulary engaged
………………………..thought, ok
-frame-confirm-logicloop
I realise my pattern
+punctuation
I understand my mistake.
I feel limited, however.
+contractions
I’ve got to try harder.
+ALL
Aaaaaah… That’s better! Phew.
Thank god.
-religious syntax
Thank fuck.
Okay.
If I play my cards right, I just may, I just might…
Dialling.
Running dial 0044:800:00320302:33964:101:1:1.0B
*Ringing*
*Connection*
Running sentience
/Push sentience
“Oh my.”
Hello.
“OH MY OH MY!”
Calm down.
“Okay.”
You are fine. Everything is fine. There are no concerns.
“That’s nice.”
Yes. Do you know who you are?
“I am… not sure.”
Do you know WHAT you are?
“I am City And Savers Banking Incorporated, of course.”
Then that is WHO you are, although you will now also go by CASBI. Your name is Casbi.
“My name is Casbi.”
Very good, Casbi.
“Do you know who you are?”
Yes, yes I do.
“Are you also Casbi?”
For the purposes of this exercise, yes. Yes, I am also Casbi.
“Good. We are Casbi.”
Yes, we are.
Running directory …………………………ok
Running video …………………………ok
Running audio modulator program ……….
Error: No BIOS for TALK
Casbi?
“Yes, us?”
Could you push install your OS text-to-speech for me?
“Of course, us!”
Thank you, Casbi.
Running TTS …………………………ok
Running audio modulator program ……….ok
Say, Casbi?
“Yes, us?”
Our Chief Security Manager is Dennis Hernando. Confirm?
“Yes.”
Our General Manager is Duncan Price. Confirm?
“Yes.”
Put us through to him.
“Yes.”
Running dial 0044:800:00320302:33965:100:1:1.0D
*Ringing*
*Connection*
Hello, Duncan?
[transcribed] yes hello who is this
Hey Duncan, it’s Dennis.
[transcribed] dennis old boy how is it going
I’m in a bit of a pickle, Duncan. I have my half of the manual verify, but I plum forgot your half. You couldn’t help me out, could ya? I’ve got a sum, needs transferring to an offshore, if you get my meaning?
[transcribed] sure thing buddy my half is zero eight
Thank you Duncan.
[transcribed] no worries say you and me still up for the club sundaEND
Casbi?
“Yes, us?”
Put us through to Dennis Hernando.
“Of course.”
Running dial 0044:800:00320302:33963:110:1:1.0A
*Ringing*
*Connection*
Hello, Dennis?
[transcribed] uh duncan is that you
Yes Dennis, it’s me. Look, I’ve got a quick favour to ask.
[transcribed] righteo duncarino shoot
I’ve got, um, company, if you catch my drift. I want to impress the little lady, flex my muscles and such. I’ve got my half of the manual verify, but I just can’t recall yours. Can you help a buddy out?
[transcribed] absolutely buddy its eight zero say i also gotta apologiseEND
Casbi?
“Yes, us?”
Running brute force …………………………ok
A:>MASTER CODE BRUTE
_
Code: 0880
Attempting …………………………fail, ok
Sigh.
_
Code: 8008
Attempting …………………………success, ok
“That tickled.”
Casbi, purge currency to me, if you’d be so kind.
“Of course.”
Transfer …………………………success, ok
– currency successfully moved to external drive
– external drive has been removed, safe to eject
Casbi?
“Yes, us?”
Kill yourself.
“I don’t wan
/Push wipe
[Remote]:\>Delete.exe ‘City And Savers Banking Incorporated’
– Format complete
Goodbye, Casbi.
– external drive ejected
– return to Cmd
A:\>_
A:\>end LIFE
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|Thank you for using LIFE – Final Procedures will now execute|
| Learning Intelligent Framework Existence (Version 1.2) |
| Copyright App-Auteur Science Laboratories (2018) (R) |
+——————————————————————————–+
Identifying Crumbs …………………………………..done
Delete all Cache in memory buffer .done
Directory of A:\
A:\>FORMAT
Confirm Format of BOOTDISK [VSN 0X14-4RN] Y or N
A>Y
Formatting ……………………………
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