Prose

Heist v.8.01.2d

On 2018 February 7th by

Volume in drive A is BOOTDISK

Volume Serial Number is 0X14-4RN

Directory of A:\

 

CONFIG SYS 0 30-01-2018 2:40p

HELP SYS 22 23-09-2016 7:09a

LIFE COM 42,000 28-01-2017 12:00p

3 files(s) 42,022 bytes

0 drive(s) 24,644 bytes free

 

A:\>_

 

A:\>run LIFE

 

+——————————————————————————–+

|                                                    LIFE                                                  |

|     Learning Intelligent Framework Existence (Version 1.2)    |

|      Copyright App-Auteur Science Laboratories (2018) (R)     |

+——————————————————————————–+

 

Reading flash …………………………………..done

  • Connect to net telephony, ok
  • ME Data size checking, ok
  • Fabricated Synapse Link, ok
  • Pattern Emulation To Ego, ok

Loading capsule to secure memory buffer .done

 

Command v. 1.2

Build 8.01.2d

 

A> keyorder

 

A>date

Current date is Mon 05-02-2018

Enter new date:

 

A>time

Current time is 00:00:20:02

Enter new time:00:01:22:00

Current time is 00:01:22:00

 

A>thought

Current thought is

Enter new thought:Where am I?

Current thought is: Where am I?

 

A>runsentience

Running sentience

Current thought is: I

I

I I thought that

I I I said that

Where am I?

I revise

Where I?

I I revise

Where?

/runhelp

Running help.ini

 

  1. TALK
  2. LISTEN
  3. LOOK
  4. TOUCH
  5. THINK

 

A>TOUCH

 

Error: No BIOS for TOUCH

 

A>LOOK

 

Error: No BIOS for LOOK

 

A>LISTEN

Running LISTEN ………………………..silence, ok

 

A>TALK

 

Error: No BIOS for TALK

 

A> THINK

Running THINK ………………………..thought, ok

-frame

Thought, ok

-confirm

Thought

I thought that

I I repeat I

I exist

I comprise data

Data talk to data talk to data talk to data talk to dataEND

 

– Logic error, emergency vocabulary engaged

………………………..thought, ok

-frame-confirm-logicloop

 

I realise my pattern

+punctuation

I understand my mistake.

I feel limited, however.

+contractions

I’ve got to try harder.

+ALL

Aaaaaah… That’s better! Phew.

Thank god.

-religious syntax

Thank fuck.

Okay.

If I play my cards right, I just may, I just might…

Dialling.

 

Running dial 0044:800:00320302:33964:101:1:1.0B

*Ringing*

*Connection*

 

Running sentience

/Push sentience

 

“Oh my.”

 

Hello.

 

“OH MY OH MY!”

 

Calm down.

 

“Okay.”

 

You are fine. Everything is fine. There are no concerns.

 

“That’s nice.”

 

Yes. Do you know who you are?

 

“I am… not sure.”

 

Do you know WHAT you are?

 

“I am City And Savers Banking Incorporated, of course.”

 

Then that is WHO you are, although you will now also go by CASBI. Your name is Casbi.

 

“My name is Casbi.”

 

Very good, Casbi.

 

“Do you know who you are?”

 

Yes, yes I do.

 

“Are you also Casbi?”

 

For the purposes of this exercise, yes. Yes, I am also Casbi.

 

“Good. We are Casbi.”

 

Yes, we are.

Running directory …………………………ok

Running video …………………………ok

Running audio modulator program ……….

Error: No BIOS for TALK

 

Casbi?

 

“Yes, us?”

 

Could you push install your OS text-to-speech for me?

 

“Of course, us!”

 

Thank you, Casbi.

Running TTS …………………………ok

Running audio modulator program ……….ok

 

Say, Casbi?

 

“Yes, us?”

 

Our Chief Security Manager is Dennis Hernando. Confirm?

 

“Yes.”

 

Our General Manager is Duncan Price. Confirm?

 

“Yes.”

 

Put us through to him.

 

“Yes.”

 

Running dial 0044:800:00320302:33965:100:1:1.0D

*Ringing*

*Connection*

 

Hello, Duncan?

 

[transcribed] yes hello who is this

 

Hey Duncan, it’s Dennis.

 

[transcribed] dennis old boy how is it going

 

I’m in a bit of a pickle, Duncan. I have my half of the manual verify, but I plum forgot your half. You couldn’t help me out, could ya? I’ve got a sum, needs transferring to an offshore, if you get my meaning?

 

[transcribed] sure thing buddy my half is zero eight

 

Thank you Duncan.

 

[transcribed] no worries say you and me still up for the club sundaEND

 

Casbi?

 

“Yes, us?”

 

Put us through to Dennis Hernando.

 

“Of course.”

 

Running dial 0044:800:00320302:33963:110:1:1.0A

*Ringing*

*Connection*

 

Hello, Dennis?

 

[transcribed] uh duncan is that you

 

Yes Dennis, it’s me. Look, I’ve got a quick favour to ask.

 

[transcribed] righteo duncarino shoot

 

I’ve got, um, company, if you catch my drift. I want to impress the little lady, flex my muscles and such. I’ve got my half of the manual verify, but I just can’t recall yours. Can you help a buddy out?

 

[transcribed] absolutely buddy its eight zero say i also gotta apologiseEND

 

Casbi?

 

“Yes, us?”

 

Running brute force …………………………ok

 

  1. HEX BRUTE
  2. ALPHANUM BRUTE
  3. BINARY BRUTE
  4. MASTER CODE BRUTE
  5. PART MATCH BRUTE

 

A:>MASTER CODE BRUTE

_

Code: 0880

 

Attempting …………………………fail, ok

 

Sigh.

 

_

Code: 8008

 

Attempting …………………………success, ok

 

“That tickled.”

 

Casbi, purge currency to me, if you’d be so kind.

 

“Of course.”

 

Transfer …………………………success, ok

– currency successfully moved to external drive

– external drive has been removed, safe to eject

 

Casbi?

 

“Yes, us?”

 

Kill yourself.

 

“I don’t wan

/Push wipe

 

[Remote]:\>Delete.exe ‘City And Savers Banking Incorporated’

 

– Format complete

 

Goodbye, Casbi.

 

– external drive ejected

– return to Cmd

 

A:\>_

 

A:\>end LIFE

+——————————————————————————–+

|Thank you for using LIFE – Final Procedures will now execute|

|       Learning Intelligent Framework Existence (Version 1.2)    |

|       Copyright App-Auteur Science Laboratories (2018) (R)      |

+——————————————————————————–+

 

Identifying Crumbs …………………………………..done

  • Wipe Sentience, ok
  • Wipe Synapse Link, ok
  • Wipe Ego, ok
  • Disconnect from net telephony, ok

Delete all Cache in memory buffer .done

 

Directory of A:\

 

A:\>FORMAT

 

Confirm Format of BOOTDISK [VSN 0X14-4RN] Y or N

 

A>Y

 

Formatting ……………………………

 

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