{"id":458,"date":"2021-06-03T11:03:37","date_gmt":"2021-06-03T11:03:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=458"},"modified":"2021-06-03T11:03:38","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T11:03:38","slug":"love-is-strawberries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"Love is Strawberries"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sometimes love is a field of wild strawberries;<br>Assorted shapes, sizes, colours, tastes,<br>Growing in patches and amongst wild flowers,<br>On runners that run low, or grow tall as towers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes love is a pick-your-own;<br>Fill your wee basket with the juiciest, sweetest,<br>Most vibrant fruits of nature&#8217;s harvest,<br>Eagle-eyed, swoop and grab, swift as a carvist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes love is a value pack from Tesco;<br>Sacrifice some of the sweetness for convenience,<br>But perfectly adequate with sugar and cream,<br>And one person&#8217;s slightly-green is another one&#8217;s dream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes it is a giant pick&#8217;n&#8217;mix sweetie,<br>Or a fizzy strawberry lace, or a soft haribo foam,<br>With artificial sweetener, or real fruit juice, or both;<br>E129, B12, C, and D To fortify growth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes you&#8217;re not in the mood for strawberries,<br>Or maybe you just can&#8217;t eat them.<br>Maybe you&#8217;re a banana person through and through,<br>And that&#8217;s great too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes love is a field of wild strawberries;Assorted shapes, sizes, colours, tastes,Growing in patches and amongst wild flowers,On runners that run low, or grow tall as towers. Sometimes love is a pick-your-own;Fill your wee basket with the juiciest, sweetest,Most vibrant fruits of nature&#8217;s harvest,Eagle-eyed, swoop and grab, swift as a carvist. Sometimes love is a<a class=\"read-more \" href=\"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=458\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button default\">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":459,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}