{"id":456,"date":"2021-06-03T10:47:01","date_gmt":"2021-06-03T10:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=456"},"modified":"2021-06-03T10:47:03","modified_gmt":"2021-06-03T10:47:03","slug":"that-bee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=456","title":{"rendered":"That Bee"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Do not swat that bee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Be kind to bees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Offer that bee some sugar water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hum lovingly at that bee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tell that bee to be all it can be, all it wants to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You have a lovely jacket, bee.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I really dig those wings, bee.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Thanks for making honey, bee.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You’re the employ-bee of the month!<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“You top any pollinating poll, bee.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I am proud of you, bee.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Please don’t sting me, bee.<\/em>“<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do not pet that bee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let it bee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do not swat that bee. Be kind to bees. Offer that bee some sugar water. Hum lovingly at that bee. Tell that bee to be all it can be, all it wants to be. “You have a lovely jacket, bee.“ “I really dig those wings, bee.“ “Thanks for making honey, bee.“ “You’re the employ-bee of Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":457,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}