{"id":375,"date":"2018-08-02T07:22:01","date_gmt":"2018-08-02T07:22:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=375"},"modified":"2018-08-02T07:33:08","modified_gmt":"2018-08-02T07:33:08","slug":"the-naughty-porters-poppy-top-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=375","title":{"rendered":"The Naughty Porter&#8217;s Poppy Top-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I taught a portly porter proper water regulation<\/p>\n<p>When he had chosen hosing all the poppies in the station.<\/p>\n<p>I suggest it best, I thought, to water from a can,<\/p>\n<p>As candidly, the hose he chose would leave them weak and wan.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This stocky station-stocker thought me odd and off my rocker,<\/p>\n<p>Retorting with a snort to leave my comments in a locker,<\/p>\n<p>He thence commenced to recompense a-plenty on the flowers,<\/p>\n<p>Which cowered, crumpled, ripped and slipped; de-pipped beneath the showers.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I worries for the sorried poppies flailing in their bed,<\/p>\n<p>Ailing, failing, petals sailing deadly overhead,<\/p>\n<p>Heading to a flooden, sodden, whirling early grave,<\/p>\n<p>Until the kill was still, with next to nothing left to save.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>They fought the haughty porter and his hyper-pressure hose,<\/p>\n<p>But sadly couldn&#8217;t counter the amount of fountain-blows.<\/p>\n<p>My train of thought was fraught, I ought&#8217;ve got him to refrain,<\/p>\n<p>But who&#8217;d have cried for poppy-cide, thought I inside the train.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I taught a portly porter proper water regulation When he had chosen hosing all the poppies in the station. I suggest it best, I thought, to water from a can, As candidly, the hose he chose would leave them weak and wan. &nbsp; This stocky station-stocker thought me odd and off my rocker, Retorting with<a class=\"read-more \" href=\"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=375\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button default\">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=375"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":378,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375\/revisions\/378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}