{"id":124,"date":"2016-11-14T12:06:14","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T12:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=124"},"modified":"2017-12-12T18:17:26","modified_gmt":"2017-12-12T18:17:26","slug":"the-paint-mixers-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"The Paint Mixer&#8217;s Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hugh Jay was the best in the paint mixing business, and his popularity boomed following the release of his latest series of paint colours. Hugh had created a series of bird-and-nature-themed hues and tones, which included \u2018Wren\u2019s Dawn\u2019, \u2018Owl\u2019s Moon\u2019, \u2018Robin\u2019s Eve\u2019 and \u2018Jay\u2019s Sun\u2019, and they were possibly the most successful line he had ever produced. Hugh was able to mix the paints perfectly almost every time, but he found that the fourth paint in the series was a little tricky to get right with every batch. He approached his own son, who naturally was also making a name for himself in the paint mixing industry, Jason, to help. Fortunately, Jason was a dab hand at mixing the perfect hue every single time, and he became the absolute talk of the town!<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Who? Jason, Hugh Jay\u2019s son, huge ace on hue \u2018Jay\u2019s Sun\u2019.&#8221;<\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>If you liked this, please upvote on the <a href=\"https:\/\/redd.it\/5cvl11\">Word Avalanche<\/a> Subreddit! (<a href=\"https:\/\/redd.it\/5cvl11\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/redd.it\/5cvl11<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Also check out &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=130\">The Kenyan Demon Debate<\/a>&#8221; on my site! (<a href=\"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=130\">https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=130<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Or &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=108\">Sim ill arse hounds<\/a>&#8221; for similar Holorimes as limericks! (<a href=\"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=108\">https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=108<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hugh Jay was the best in the paint mixing business, and his popularity boomed following the release of his latest series of paint colours. Hugh had created a series of bird-and-nature-themed hues and tones, which included \u2018Wren\u2019s Dawn\u2019, \u2018Owl\u2019s Moon\u2019, \u2018Robin\u2019s Eve\u2019 and \u2018Jay\u2019s Sun\u2019, and they were possibly the most successful line he had<a class=\"read-more \" href=\"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=124\" title=\"Read More\"> <span class=\"button default\">Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pulp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}