{"id":104,"date":"2016-09-14T21:05:46","date_gmt":"2016-09-14T21:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=104"},"modified":"2017-12-12T18:17:04","modified_gmt":"2017-12-12T18:17:04","slug":"the-worst-tribute-of-all-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/?p=104","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Tribute of All Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you haven’t yet caught the incredible\u00a0Worst Idea of All Time<\/em> podcast by Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery (on the\u00a0http:\/\/www.littleempirepodcast.com\/ network) then you’d better drop whatever it is you’re doing and give it a listen now! It’s some of the funniest spontaneous content on the web, and true gold comedy.<\/p>\n

Long story short, I sent them this poem, based on Sonnet 18 by William Shakespeare (you know the one – don’t pretend like you don’t)! It really only makes sense if you’ve been keeping up with the poddy, so I apologise for those of you who won’t understand a thing that I’ve written below. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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Shall thee compare a film each seven days?<\/p>\n

Thou art of much lunatic temperament.<\/p>\n

Rough viewings shake thee into quite the craze,<\/p>\n

Such sweet release when into poddy vent.<\/p>\n

Sometime too long a movie\u2019s running time,<\/p>\n

And often thy attention starts to dim,<\/p>\n

And every empty stare or mobile chime<\/p>\n

Attempts distraction of Guy-Guy and Tim.<\/p>\n

But thy eternal watching shall not lift,<\/p>\n

Until the credit reel begins to show\u2019st.<\/p>\n

Nor shall a kiss desist being a gift,<\/p>\n

When in the Friendzone art thou both engrossed.<\/p>\n

So long to Lenny, Carrie, Zacole,<\/p>\n

And ne’er \u2018Bro\u2019 me if thou don\u2019t know me.<\/p>\n

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If you haven’t yet caught the incredible\u00a0Worst Idea of All Time podcast by Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery (on the\u00a0http:\/\/www.littleempirepodcast.com\/ network) then you’d better drop whatever it is you’re doing and give it a listen now! It’s some of the funniest spontaneous content on the web, and true gold comedy. Long story short, I sent Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/104\/revisions\/138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/montyake.pirat.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}